A massive turd usually found on the floor in a public bathroom most commonly covered in a glaze of male ejaculate.
1. Hey I just left a Vietze in there, the thing was like the length of my forearm!!

2. Hey you want to have rough anal sex, then I'll go leave a Vietze in the Wallgreens bathroom.
by Brad McGreggor April 5, 2007
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