A Victorian monkey is the act whilst sucking his dick; getting your head smacked in between his two hands, creating a rhythm to imitate a monkey with symbols.
by Victorianmonkey123$ October 8, 2018
Person 1: "Did you see the new Victorian Railways S class locomotives?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that Blue & Gold really suits them!"
Person 2: "Yeah, that Blue & Gold really suits them!"
by AverageTrainEnjoyer August 25, 2023
The act of consuming alcoholic beverages in a themed manner as such to make you feel as though you are a true gentleman.
Carefully crafted cocktails presented in the theme of a bygone era.
Carefully crafted cocktails presented in the theme of a bygone era.
- Good morrow Hugo, I'm feeling rather parched. Would you like to fetch the other gents and go for a rather bloody good drink .
- Yes Geoffrey, that sounds splendid, I hear Victorian Mixology is the new it thing the town crier just won't shut up about it.
- Yes Geoffrey, that sounds splendid, I hear Victorian Mixology is the new it thing the town crier just won't shut up about it.
by alkynumerouno January 4, 2018
When the janitor with all the keys corners you in the stall and proceeds to try to "unlock" your butthole.
by EandPdefinitions May 31, 2021
A sex act that consists of a stapon and a plastic grocery bag. First the chick puts the grocery bag tightly around the mans head and neck. Then at the same time takes the strap on and rams it up the mans ass. Then while buttfucking her man slave the girl grabs the grocery bag and tightens it around the neck until the man passes out.Then the chick poops on the mans face with the bag still on as in a hot carl. Then she takes the bag off the unconcious man and pours cold water on his face to wake him up.
by coochycatcher13 May 15, 2010
Noun. (1) An overpriced netbook that was intended to run models for the COVID-19 crisis in Victoria, Australia, but which failed miserably. (2) Any mechanical or electronic object which utterly fails at it's intended purpose. (3) Anything which makes a complete mess out of something previously well structured. (4) A hand grenade or bomb which is detonated in an enclodes space. (5) A nuclear bomb or missile which is armed and timed for detonation.
(1) "The supercomputer intended to predict COVID-19 modelling has crashed."
(2) "That new truck Dave bought can't even carry the groceries!"
(3) "Feed this log into the victorian supercomputer (wood chipper)."
(4) "Private! Paint the upstairs room with victorian supercomputers on the double!!"
(5) "GET TO THE CHOPPER! THIS VICTORIAN SUPERCOMPUTER MUST BE DISARMED BEFORE WE ARE ALL DEAD!"
(2) "That new truck Dave bought can't even carry the groceries!"
(3) "Feed this log into the victorian supercomputer (wood chipper)."
(4) "Private! Paint the upstairs room with victorian supercomputers on the double!!"
(5) "GET TO THE CHOPPER! THIS VICTORIAN SUPERCOMPUTER MUST BE DISARMED BEFORE WE ARE ALL DEAD!"
by JaxCrackers October 14, 2020