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A man of genius and intellect far beyond what he displays or exhibits. As derived from his last name Tsai, he is of asian decent and thus was at birth smarter than most of the white populous. While under the guise of the white name Victor, be warned, he is asian, and he is smarter than you. When reaching the ripe age of 12, a Victor Tsai gains significant interest in women, and thus utilizes his deceptively enormous brain power to find mathematical ways to attract them.
One such case known as "The Girlfriend Substitution".

In this mathematical function, a Victor Tsai will introduce himself to women, stating he "has a girlfriend". He will use pictures and talk of stories to convince you he has a girlfriend, but in reality, this is a lie to gain comfort around the opposite sex. With this "girlfriend shield" a Victor Tsai is able to more closely examine, and even touch, women in ways single men would be excused of assault. It is after a time predetermined by the Victor Tsai that he will "be dumped by his girlfriend" in which time his female victims, whom have already gotten close to him under the belief he actually had a girlfriend, now see him as a viable candidate. And it is with this, a Victor Tsai substitutes his variable "girlfriend" with a real girl, and thus Victor Tsai takes another victim.
by Beavis1029 October 03, 2011
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