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Viaccident 

When an ED medication is taken errantly, which leaves the victim in a comprimised situation and an erection which cannot be conceled
Bob had a viaccident because he had a Viagra at 9am for a little romp, but forgot he had to meet his Cycling buddies for a ride in the afternoon. He had difficulty riding without sporting a banana all day.
Viaccident by Rodder07 August 25, 2009
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Vagaccident 

vag·ac·ci·dent
noun
An unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally, typically resulting in the grabbing, touching or grazing of the vagina.
"The pussy-grabber brushed off his indiscretion as a vagaccident."
Vagaccident by chrystawithay January 4, 2017

Vaccident 

Post-vaccine automobile accidents on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.
Person #1: My friend didn't show up after getting the jab. He told me to be at his house, but he wasn't there. I feel betrayed.

Person #2: Hope he didn't have a vaccident on the way home from the drive-thru clinic!
Vaccident by VinDSL April 29, 2021

vincident 

An incident or occurence involving someone named Vincent.
Oh my god! Did I tell you about the vincident I had yesterday??
vincident by swedishmeatballs November 22, 2011

Vincident 

A surpirsing and somewhat frustrating incident or event caused by a certin Vincent (noun).
Q: What happened to the Champagne glass?
A: There was a 'vincident'.

'Someone being thrown into a pool immediatlely upon arrival'.
Vincident by Tacka July 4, 2012

Vincident 

An act perpetrated by one called Vinny. Usually a violent outburst brought on by nothing more than a smile, a laugh or something else not directed at him. The reaction can involve anything from him banging on his own skull to the point of bleeding to kicking the shit out of a copy machine. On occasion, police assistance may be needed to taser the miserable bastard. Almost always, he'll use the excuse of his "condition" to get out of being arrested.
Man did you see what Vinny did to the copy machine??!? It ate his dollar bill and he went manimal on it and started swearing and then proceeded to kick the shit out of it. He ran when the cashier called the police to report a vincident.
Vincident by Bangboy February 10, 2010

vaccident 

When a flu vaccine killed more people then the actual flu did.
In the US, it was a vaccident that the H1N1 flu killed one person; whereas, the vaccine killed 25.
vaccident by zortroz May 5, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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