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Veryaverage 

is a cognitive bias in which you're totally convinced that you're smart, when you're actually stupid. So stupid in fact, that you cannot even begin to realize how stupid you are.
Why am I wasting time talking to a dumbass 14 year old who is literally too veryaverage to have a discussion with?
Veryaverage by josh4195 June 24, 2020
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VeryAverage 

VA is VeryAverage
VeryAverage by efoof December 4, 2021

Averyaverage14yearoldboywhohasaslightobsessionwithBritneySpears 

A 14 year old “Kid_from_Europe” posted this in the r/teenagers subreddit under this post: reddit .com/r/teenagers/s/yqJoKr2MIb

The kid’s post is reddit .com/r/teenagers/s/ToZyJW53fi
Interviewer: “Describe yourself in one word.”

A very average 14 year old boy who has a light obsession with Britney Spears: “I’m Averyaverage14yearoldboywhohasaslightobsessionwithBritneySpears”

Averyaverage14yearoldboywhohasaslightobsessionwithBritneySpears 

how u/Kid_from_Europe describes himself in one word when prompted to do so on the subreddit r/Teenagers. This word is decently self-explanatory if you add your own spaces: this Redditor's name is likely Avery, if not a fake online name, and as of April 14, 2024, he is an average 14-year old boy (likely from Europe because of username) who has a light obsession with the American singer-songwriter, Britney Spears. In the discussion, "light obsession" was defined as "Heard nearly all of her songs. Have posters of her. Collect merchandise. However I don't follow her every move and article about her like some of her fans do." by u/Kid_from_Europe when u/DonutNinja123 asked "bro what is a light obsession"
"Hi, if I had to describe myself in one word, it would be Averyaverage14yearoldboywhohasaslightobsessionwithBritneySpears"
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