Vertimaid

Is exactly like a mermaid, except is split vertically. This leads to various problems like swimming and going to the bathroom.

I dare you to kiss that Vertimaid.

by Fat Zack 101 (Fat Zack) December 17, 2008

Vertimaid

(VER ta MAYD) N; A fish-like mythological creature split vertically instead of horizontally.

Friend: Did you see those scary ass vertimaids in Pirates of the Caribbean?

You: No i didn't

by Phill Dinter October 28, 2011