Whilst approaching orgasm, the male will pull out, then splooge in the ear orifice of the female, simultaneously chanting, "Can you here me now bitch? Can you hear me now?"
Chad Sexton: I gave my girlfriend the verizon wireless last night. Honestly, it was the only service she could afford from me after being such a bitch last thursday!
by 69AllTheTime October 18, 2007
A phone service for dumbass poor people that would rather overpay for no features instead of getting a similar service for half the price. Users have no idea how to add airtime, so God forbid you work in a retail store that sells minutes because you will have to perform this simple task all day. And on a side note, just because you have Verizon and 23 cents of airtime, your credit score is still a 450.
Look at this dumbass walking with his pants sagging and Lil Wayne blaring from his phone. Must have Verizon Prepay.
by MileHighPilot August 19, 2010
by Michael Paul February 17, 2008
A combination of wide shitty coverage and a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike his midget cousin (The Dirty Valdez, aka Big Oil Shit Mustache), The Verizon Sanchez more resembles a big oil shit BEARD, and normally occurs in the Gulf of Mexico.
In the spring of 2010 British Petroleum gave The United States The Verizon Sanchez because they kept making fun of England for still having a queen.
by pubesforpetrolem June 14, 2010
a company where white people get fired for making the same jokes that other types of people make and where girls can be sexually harassed and told to suck it up until their harassers leave their location. Also a place where employees look through your phone and take private pictures and content from your phone and share it with their friends..
by mr. smith x March 3, 2008
A shit phone company who makes you pay $75 for insurance and then when your phone breaks because Verizon does not manufacture their phones to last, you are chagred another $50 and then get sent a phone in which the keys do not work. You then must pay another $10 to have them transfer your information to your new shit phone but all the games and internet service you paid for do not go through, and have to pay $5 per game and even more on the internet. Photos also do not get transferred over even though you paid more than Verizon's employees get in a year.
This company mostly highers rude fat employees, who make you feel like you are the most retarded person in the world for asking a question.
This company is on the list of top companies to be burned down.
This company mostly highers rude fat employees, who make you feel like you are the most retarded person in the world for asking a question.
This company is on the list of top companies to be burned down.
by bkmjtz January 16, 2010
A Cell phone company that claims to be the best but is nothing more than a company of con artists.
Examples are nothing but Truth! please read and make a decision. don't believe me google anything i've said. Fight The Power!
Examples are nothing but Truth! please read and make a decision. don't believe me google anything i've said. Fight The Power!
--Verizon Wireless--The Devil's company
They "add" V-cast- they take out everything that makes your phone a phone just to put that in. then they charge you for using it even when you decline the service.
Unlimited Texts- told customers last year that they had unlimited texts: what they failed to tell me was that it was only for VERIZON users. when questioned they said "oh, i thought you knew.sorry but i won't refund you. next time be more careful."
Those of the military with Verizon if they left for the war and they had to terminate service then they got hit with massive Fees that Verizon said would be null. think about those who've died there.
the family ends up wit the bill that they said would be excusable because of military.
Horrific Customer Service they will give you nothing but the run a round.
They "add" V-cast- they take out everything that makes your phone a phone just to put that in. then they charge you for using it even when you decline the service.
Unlimited Texts- told customers last year that they had unlimited texts: what they failed to tell me was that it was only for VERIZON users. when questioned they said "oh, i thought you knew.sorry but i won't refund you. next time be more careful."
Those of the military with Verizon if they left for the war and they had to terminate service then they got hit with massive Fees that Verizon said would be null. think about those who've died there.
the family ends up wit the bill that they said would be excusable because of military.
Horrific Customer Service they will give you nothing but the run a round.
by Jim Spectre July 14, 2008