Klaatu Verata Necto

These are the spoken words required to retrieve the Necronomicon. If you do not speak the words "Klaatu Verata Necto" before picking up the Necronomicon, there will be hell to pay.

Ash attempts to pickup the Necronomicon, and fails to say the words "Klaatu Verata Necto". The demons below the earth wake and attempt to destroy Middle Earth. (see the movie "Army of Darkness" with Bruce Campbell).

Klaatu Verata Necto by Elvis.Is.Alive April 9, 2009

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versatarian

One who eats essentially any food available. The food does not have to be vegetable or meat. Whatever is conveniently located within arms reach, that is edible, is fair game for a versatarian.

John: I had the chance of going out and getting some pizza, but I ate a week old chicken and rice container instead because it was right in front of me.

Nick: Damn dude, you're a fuckin' versatarian. You'll eat anything as long as it's conveniently located in front of your mouth.

John: CASH THAT STATEMENT.

versatarian by JambaJuicer March 11, 2011

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clatu verata nictu

A phrase populzarized in the Evil Dead series movie "Army of Darkness" (1992). Originated as the phrase that saved the world from destruction in the movie "The Day the Earth Stood Still" (1951).

"Go to Gort and say to him, 'clatu verata nictu'."

clatu verata nictu by Evil Council November 16, 2007