Vemund is a god in the Norse mythology. He is the god of sex and pleasure. Vemund has the biggest dick the world has ever seen, and is loved by all Norwegian girls and women. He is said to be so hot and awesome, females will automatically be sucked onto his dick and instantly pleased.
by idkwhattosayhere November 15, 2013
He is sooo sexy. He pulls bitches. He is so good at coding... i want to code him as my boyfriend. I want to be his bitch. His side chick too. And his wife. He can do me every night and day. I wouldnt complain.
person: Ooooh Vemund are you free cus i wouldnt mind it if you coded me as your girlfriend
Vemund: sure honey let me show you my computer in my room.
Vemund: sure honey let me show you my computer in my room.
by OfficialJulianHater October 15, 2022
Vemund is the king of the world with slaves that's only at his house to fuck his dick so hard that they explode, his dick is so fucking big, in 2018 he won a championship were the mission was to fuck a girl rough and fast, he slaps the ass like a god and he destroy yo momma pussy at sundays in the church
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