Pronounced Velv/evil, to have a similar sound to Velveeta.
Brianna: Oh, some tomatoes... beans... and (mumbles)
Brianna: Don't worry about it--just enjoy.
But then... Ted spies the telltale yellow brick package in the kitchen trash. He gasps.
Ted: Brianna! You used Velvevil?!
Brianna: I know I shouldn't have, but...
Ted eats another chip with dip.
Brianna: See? You cannot resist the Velvevil.
Ted: When I'm the hospital with a heart attack, visit me.
Ted proceeds to completely decimate the dip.