Velcrud 

Unsightly lint, string and and other particles that collect in the spikey side of your velcro closures on wearables

1) The velcrud lodged in my coat velcro closures is causing rain exposure

2) Removing the velcrud from your NorthFace jackets velcro closures is made easier by using a eyelash comb.

Velcrud by Askcol January 27, 2010

velcrum 

A unit of measurement equivalent to pounds and energy almost

The more velcrums you have the better you are

velcrum by rachael7256cool March 8, 2011

Velcridity 

An objects ability to be velcroed.

My shoes lost their velcridity when I put them in the washer; the strap is useless now!

Velcridity by PRP7 August 19, 2019

velcrodaddy 

a daddy that wears velcro shoes.

Ayo velcrodaddy lemme get those kicks
Nah man these are limited edition

velcrodaddy by umyeaooksure June 5, 2018

velcrodaddy 

A sexy ass dude who rocks Velcro shoes.

Girls: Damn who that?
Guy: Thats Velcrodaddy y'all can't get him

velcrodaddy by umyeaooksure June 11, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004