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Velcro Momma

When you glue a newborn to it’s Mom and RIP the apart.

Husband: I can’t wait to do the velcro momma to you when y’all are sleeping.
Wife: Gary, the baby hasn’t been with us for 19 years... get over it

by Bayyy The Smartest Blonde February 15, 2021

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