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One who clings to an absurd, phoney "ethic" that is wholly unsupported.

"Vegans" are, almost without exception, juvenile, whiny, soppy, clueless urbanites. They ALWAYS start by claiming to live a "cruelty-free" lifestyle, until the horrible flaw in their own claim is pointed out to them; namely, that tens of thousands of animals are killed in producing the supermarket veggies they happily shovel into their big, fat, gaping pie-holes.

"Vegans" then ALWAYS retreat to claiming they somehow cause "less harm" than non-vegans. This is also unsupportable; someone who buys a half of a grass-fed beef (many, many meals for one death) is certainly causing "less harm" than a whiny, drippy "vegan" shoveling supermarket rice into their cake-hole (many deaths for one meal.)

"Veganism" is sanctimonious self-righteousness parading as an "ethic;" the "ethical" claims of "vegans" are recognized as false by anyone with more than three active brain cells. "Vegans" follow no moral principle; only a cheap, easy, and stupid rule: "Don't put animal parts in your mouth."

The animals killed by "vegans" matter to them not at all - NOT AT ALL - as long as they don't have to see the carcasses.
Ingrid Newkirk, famous moron and supporter of terrorists.
by Signedupman June 29, 2005
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Person who doesn't eat anything that a vegetarian won't, and also doesn't drink animals' breast milk or eat the result of chickens' periods. They don't use any animal products at all, including leather, fur and musk.
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Slang for something/someone that is really foolish, or really amazing. A Swank, or Third Level.
Stop messing around, your such a Vegan!

That movie was Vegan awsome!

by Go-man May 25, 2006
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A person that does not realize that there are more small animals brutally killed per year by the machinery used to harvest grain than all of the cows and pigs that are slaughtered for our consumption.

A person that choses to eat vegetables because they're easier to catch.

A person that does not realize that plants are arguably just as alive as animals. They grow, they reproduce, and they respond to external stimuli, just like an animal. As a result, vegans promote the "ethical" slaughtering of millions of plants.
I'm a vegan and I don't want to think about all of the animals that are being killed for me to eat and have clothes. I also don't consider the rights of things that aren't cute and cuddly, like plants.
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A euphemism for a person who has no connection to reality due to the luxuries that 21st century first-world living has afforded him/her. Such a person is so detached from the order of the world that they seem to forget a lion would eat them without giving two shits about it. A common delusion of a vegan is that their obsession with abstaining from animal products is actually a form of compassion and love. My studies have shown this behavior to be no more than an ego boost to compensate for other areas in which they are inevitably exploiting and pillaging the earth's resources just like everyone else. Ultimately "veganism" is a psychological complex that confuses an egoistic idea with the natural order of the world.
(Two L.A. vegans at brunch)

Cindy: Oh my god, Doug, I feel so much better about myself for being a vegan!

Doug: That's the whole point, right?

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PRACTICING Human Herbivore

ALL humans are herbivore by NATURE's design. Meat eating began in limited circumstances and was not a part of the 'hunter' tradition but rather was introduced by ancient temple priests to traumatize and condition children into becoming violence-enabled soldiers and police for the court.

This type of conditioning is called 'trauma-based conditioning'. The very ancient and horrific circumstances that introduced meat-eating in ancient temple cultures around the world have been intentionally obscured by today's miltiaristic societies, including the secret police run states of Europe and the US.

Biological proof of these facts are easy to find including the one that NO creature EVER violates its natural biological niche behaviors unless forced to do so.

From "The Comparative Anatomy of Eating", by Milton R. Mills, MD

Facial Muscles
CARNIVORE: Reduced to allow wide mouth gape
HERBIVORE: Well-developed
OMNIVORE: Reduced
HUMAN: Well-developed

Jaw Type
CARNIVORE: Angle not expanded
HERBIVORE: Expanded angle
OMNIVORE: Angle not expanded
HUMAN: Expanded angle

Jaw Joint Location
CARNIVORE: On same plane as molar teeth
HERBIVORE: Above the plane of the molars
OMNIVORE: On same plane as molar teeth
HUMAN: Above the plane of the molars

Jaw Motion
CARNIVORE: Shearing; minimal side-to-side motion
HERBIVORE: No shear; good side-to-side, front-to-back
OMNIVORE: Shearing; minimal side-to-side
HUMAN: No shear; good side-to-side, front-to-back

Major Jaw Muscles
CARNIVORE: Temporalis
HERBIVORE: Masseter and pterygoids
OMNIVORE: Temporalis
HUMAN: Masseter and pterygoids

Mouth Opening vs. Head Size
CARNIVORE: Large
HERBIVORE: Small
OMNIVORE: Large
HUMAN: Small

Teeth: Incisors
CARNIVORE: Short and pointed
HERBIVORE: Broad, flattened and spade shaped
OMNIVORE: Short and pointed
HUMAN: Broad, flattened and spade shaped

Teeth: Canines
CARNIVORE: Long, sharp and curved
HERBIVORE: Dull and short or long (for defense), or none
OMNIVORE: Long, sharp and curved
HUMAN: Short and blunted

Teeth: Molars
CARNIVORE: Sharp, jagged and blade shaped
HERBIVORE: Flattened with cusps vs complex surface
OMNIVORE: Sharp blades and/or flattened
HUMAN: Flattened with nodular cusps

Chewing
CARNIVORE: None; swallows food whole
HERBIVORE: Extensive chewing necessary
OMNIVORE: Swallows food whole and/or simple crushing
HUMAN: Extensive chewing necessary
Saliva
CARNIVORE: No digestive enzymes
HERBIVORE: Carbohydrate digesting enzymes
OMNIVORE: No digestive enzymes
HUMAN: Carbohydrate digesting enzymes

Stomach Type
CARNIVORE: Simple
HERBIVORE: Simple or multiple chambers
OMNIVORE: Simple
HUMAN: Simple

Stomach Acidity
CARNIVORE: Less than or equal to pH 1 with food in stomach
HERBIVORE: pH 4 to 5 with food in stomach
OMNIVORE: Less than or equal to pH 1 with food in stomach
HUMAN: pH 4 to 5 with food in stomach

Stomach Capacity
CARNIVORE: 60% to 70% of total volume of digestive tract
HERBIVORE: Less than 30% of total volume of digestive tract
OMNIVORE: 60% to 70% of total volume of digestive tract
HUMAN: 21% to 27% of total volume of digestive tract

Length of Small Intestine
CARNIVORE: 3 to 6 times body length
HERBIVORE: 10 to more than 12 times body length
OMNIVORE: 4 to 6 times body length
HUMAN: 10 to 11 times body length

Colon
CARNIVORE: Simple, short and smooth
HERBIVORE: Long, complex; may be sacculated
OMNIVORE: Simple, short and smooth
HUMAN: Long, sacculated

Liver
CARNIVORE: Can detoxify vitamin A
HERBIVORE: Cannot detoxify vitamin A
OMNIVORE: Can detoxify vitamin A
HUMAN: Cannot detoxify vitamin A

Kidney
CARNIVORE: Extremely concentrated urine
HERBIVORE: Moderately concentrated urine
OMNIVORE: Extremely concentrated urine
HUMAN: Moderately concentrated urine

Nails
CARNIVORE: Sharp claws
HERBIVORE: Flattened nails or blunt hooves
OMNIVORE: Sharp claws
HUMAN: Flattened nails
Vegan is a stupid cultural term. Dietary behaviors must respect natural requirements. Humans are herbivores naturally and only culturally scripted to commit murder of animals. This is not a 'cultural' or 'lifestyle' issue.

We don't need more 'vegans' we need more people to stop sucking on the corporate disinformation machine and awaken to their own design imperatives as scripted by nature. And then to live accordingly as human herbivores.

This is an ecological issue and it is at the crux of every stupidty underlying and driving our arrogant, elitist, ignorant and war-mongoring society.

If you are not living as a human herbivore, you are an ecological moron.
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Veganism is a militant form of vegetarianism. Vegan's are the people you'll see eating some of the most unhealthy junk at a health foods store. I've known vegeterians that grow their own vegetables. I've known those who eat meat tended to grow their own veggies also..Then again I live in pklahoma.... Anyway Veganism isn't an adequate diet, and actually many AMeican Physicians tell people to only goto Veganism if oyur planning on using supplements to get the other much needed nutrition in your diet..Depending on your lifestyle Veganism may be for you or may not be for you. NEver listen to Vegans themselves who think they know your lifestyle. If your job requires physical labour the yeah Veganism won't provide much.
I knew a vegan who didn't supplement his diet, and didn't change his dieting qwhen we were on a archealogical dig. He at soy bean on whole wheat, and that was alwork veganism isn't the choice of dieting.l he ate for the entire day.. The guy passsed out twice a day. For that type of
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