An individual who doesn't consume animal products. Sometimes their motives are pure, but for the most part they live this lifestyle to try to be morally superior to others. They can try, anyway.
The Vegans are coming! The vegans are coming! Here's one with a leather coat and shoes...
1. Incisor-bearing organism in reeeeally serious denial. Won't even eat eggs or dairy produce because of the necessary infringement on the hard-won human rights of hens and cattle.
2. Someone who has just come 160,000,000,000,000 miles and is kinda hungry ... so watch out.
Here come the Vegans with their laser blasters and photon torpedoes.
Noun. A vegetarian who doesn't like you.
"Hey, she's cute. You think she'd go out with me?"
"No way, man. She's a vegan."
A Dietary choice refraining from the consumption of any animal product such as eggs, meat, or dairy.
Often associated with animal rights activist groups but having nothing to do with revolutionary acts or thoughts.
A diet. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Would you like a glass of milk with that?
"Naw thank you, I'm actually vegan."
Sucking dick badly. Referring to how protein from a mans semen come from humans, which are animals, vegans cannot have products from animals.
Dude, that girl was being vegan last night
A person who does not eat or wear any animal products including but not limited to meat, seafood, eggs, leather, wool, fur, dairy, and sometimes honey (although some vegans still eat honey) do to the horrible things humans do to these animals, most animals now are bred for there meat. While many people believe this to be an extreme and rather stupid diet, nutritionists say it's A-ok and some vegans get more protein then they really need. Nutrition tests show average vegans to have a 57% less chance of heat disease then a meat eater, while ovo-lacto vegetarians (a vegetarian that eats both eggs and dairy) only have 27% less chance. Vegans actually get more protein then they need, even the athletes, and it's possible to get too much protein.
Fat Bob: "All vegans are skinny little preps!"
DJ Sam: "What about that one guy from Good Charlotte? Vegan, medium sized, and piercings all over!"
Will not eat meat or use any products from animals.
Usually a college hippy or a pompous Hollywood celebrity. They love to point out their diet is so health even though they're 5'11" and weight 100lbs.
They tend to get appalled or preachy if you so much mention that you eat meat.
Vegan - Oh, I'm so glad your not eating meat anymore (sees bag of grain)
Huh?..that bag of grain is bait for deer as it's gun season tomorrow (pumps fist)
An idealistic person whose idea comes off as noble (or so they hope) but really is impratical. They fail to realize that harvesting crops always kills free animals that are caught in the combines that collect their veggies and fruit. Regardless of this obvious fact (which is supported by several university studies) vegans tend to be holier-than-thou bunch with a small minority of polite and tactful people. Vegans will often support terrorist groups such as PeTA and ALF/ELF and claim the end justifies the means. Nevermind PETA officers have been caught with lots of leather shoes and belts and PETA euthanizes thousands of animals a year. It's what "in" right now for idealistic college students who have life pretty good. Veganism is generally not what one would consider healthy or natural, nor is the current trend of high meat consumption, but you need meat and dairy in your diet. Veganism also opposes genetically engineered food, claiming it is unnatural to create food that is better suited to survive the harsh climate of drought and help ease world hunger. Idealism beats Realism, right?
Joe being a vegan, asked the waitor at a MEXICAN restraunt if they cooked their beans with pork. When he was given the obvious answer of "Si!" he scoffed and tried to educate the ignorant brown man about veganism. The Mexican guy ignored the stupid gringo and rubbed his pubes on Joe's food for being an arsehole (real life experience).