Vedtime 

time allotted to utilize a vibrator in bed. A derivative of the phrase bedtime.

Her- "I told you not to send me a vibrator"
Him- "Just thought you could use it..."
Her- "yeah I guess I could use it in bed"
Him-"A little quality vedtime? It is getting late"

Vedtime by dummy83 February 14, 2012

Veetime 

A time that you get with your woman's vagina. Like booking a tee time in golf, but this is a vee time. "Uh, honey - I'd like to book a veetime for 10pm. Are there any openings? Thanks!"

Honey, I'd like to make a Veetime for about 10pm tonight. Are there any openings?

Veetime by Conman1234 April 28, 2015

vestimexprin 

To express oneself through clothes they wear and how they look usually the Goth and emo people do it but some normal people might

(To goth person ): dude your out fit is creepy and ugly

(Goth): well I use vestimexprin.

vestimexprin by The Shadow King October 18, 2015

Vestimentosimultanophobia

The fear of putting on a hoodie and t-shirt simultaneously.

“What are you doing?”
“Oh, I pulled of my hoodie and t-shirt together, so I’m putting them back on at the same time too, it’s easier!”
“GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!”
“Bro, I think you might have Vestimentosimultanophobia…”

Vestimentosimultanophobia by leves22 January 3, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016