Vasilating

Lubing up a cock/finger/dildo with petroleum jelly in anticipation of shoving it up someone's ass.

The doctor is already Vasilating, so I'll soon know if that pain in my ass is prostrate cancer or just hemorrhoids.

by Pendragon1970 May 14, 2015

vasilate

To apply potroleum jelly to the male genetalia as a lubricant for masterbating.
This act is mentioned in Ramstein's song man gegen man.

Every night I vasilate cause i dont have a girlfriend.

by thunderdoctor March 2, 2009

Vasile

A sexy beast that is good at every game they play

Florin is such a vasile

by SeksyHorseKok October 8, 2020

Vasile

This is the most awesome person you'll ever meet. He is handsome, good at everything he does.

He is low-key a G O D.

The only problem with him is that he is only taken bra cause he is such husband material.

Everyone loves Vasile.

-Did you meet that guy?

-Vasile? Yeah, he is low-key a God.

by DankSeal May 8, 2018

Vasillate

To apply Vaseline to something, especially a body part.

“I really need to vasillate my hands tonight, they are really dry.”

by MoShizzzzzle April 30, 2018

David Vasil

He's a solvakian ,very kind but very creepy, he loves a lanky giraffe netball player.

David Vasil is a lovely player

by DWsports March 19, 2019

vasile turcu

A fat, sweaty, illiterate peasant who drives fancy cars, wears fancy suits and smokes fine cigars on your money.

'Hi, I am Vasile Turcu, listen to me talking inconsequential bullshit live on air, yadda yadda yadda, etc.'

by Matei February 18, 2008