Varito 

Highest quality Colombian cocaine.

Wow... I hadn't snorted coke like this before. I feel much better thanks to varito.

Varito by ElPatron August 13, 2009

the varitek

a sex position where you fuck crouching like a mlb catcher

the varitek comes from the name jason varitek a former catcher from the boston red sox

lets try the varitek

the varitek by my-peroid-is-near June 29, 2014

oh my various gods

Similar to the use of oh my God, as in a situation of great surprise. This is better suited for polytheists such as Hindu's, and for those who want to draw looks in public.

Oh my various Gods, I ran out of gas!

oh my various gods by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

Varietous 

Having incredible variety.

Wal-mart is a varietous store.

Varietous by getoffatmystop September 5, 2009

Vagitosis 

halitosis of the vagina

Her vagitosis was so bad, she had to douche with mentos.

Vagitosis by JonTheRipper October 5, 2009

Vagitorium

The wide open space between a girls legs.

That girl had one huge vagitorium.

Vagitorium by -Ry@n- June 29, 2008

Various toast 

The best dinner to have when no dinner is planned or when you have no cheese!

It involves 3 or more pieces of toast with a minimum of 3 types of toast toppings.

I had various toast for dinner tonight - 4 pieces of toast, white, with Vegemite, Peanut Butter, Fig Jam, Honey!

Various toast by VariousToastMan April 15, 2011