Varion 

(n) A Varion is any member of the EVE Online Corporation, Varion Galactic. Varions follow the life long tradition of supporting a combat ethos and upholding integrity in every aspect of their lives.

Under the leadership of the Varion Commander, Varions constantly are seen combating immeasurable odds and overcoming them with ease. The Varion is the highest echelon of Elite Capsuleers in New Eden.

That Varion just instigated the largest uprising that New Eden has ever seen, nothing shall ever be the same again!

Varion by Proc Diadochu August 1, 2010

Varian 

The most adorable cartoon character ever to exist.

From Tangled the Series.

varian is so cute, even when he's trying to kill everyone.

Varian by silverwuvs April 11, 2020

Varian 

The name Varian is French for "variable", which means something not consistent or liable to change.

Varian: I don't like to change myself for any reason . . . except if something emotionally traumatizing happens to someone I really care about.
Rudiger: Skree, chirrrp, Grrrrr.
Varian: Your right, Rudiger. Like that would ever happen.

Varian by BlackRoseAki January 28, 2019

omicron variant 

the latest DLC to Coronavirus: The Game

"oh god oh fuck i hope omicron variant doesn't reach new zealand"

omicron variant by anonymous December 5, 2021

sigma variant 

A disease affecting one's ability to stop grustling. Often combined with a lone wolf attitude and an affinity for cryptocurrency.

I think Edwin caught the sigma variant, he won't stop talking about Gary V.

sigma variant by mteusz November 28, 2021

Standing Blow-vation 

The act of receiving an amazing blowjob after a great show performance or a hard day at work.

Brad Pitt : Dude great job with that rad violin solo last night, the crowd went wild!

Me: Thanks man, if you think that crowd was wild, you should have seen that Standing Blow-vation that Cindy Lou gave me after!

Standing Blow-vation by OgJaw February 11, 2013

Varination 

The emotion or feeling expressed when eating or experiencing something extremely sour or offensive.

The other day I ate some Toxic Waste candy and it was so sour I experienced Varination.

The way she smelled was so oppressive I was varinated!

Varination by ThalasinPlus July 21, 2021