Vanilla Salt 

Slang for Mayonnaise.

(Vanilla Salt, a household condiment, that is made out of vegetable oil, egg yolks, lemon juice or vinegar, and seasonings.)

Mike squeezed the Vanilla Salt about three inches over his bread. It looked like the white hoods of Klansmen. Stilt tho...

Vanilla Salt by TheJackOfSpoons February 9, 2006

Vanilla Salt 

When someone is pretending to be salty, or offering fake sympathy.

Example 1:
"Ouch, what a bad call."
"Get out of here with your Vanilla salt, man. You don't even like football."

Vanilla Salt by kirisame312 January 27, 2015

salty vanilla 

Is a different word for semen, Jizz or Cum

Liza your brother got his salty vanilla all over my face

salty vanilla by Salty vanilla July 15, 2019

salty vanilla cock-vomit 

The white, sperm containing liquid ejected from a mans penis during ejaculation.

Morris looked deep into Karen's good eye whilst his overweight body jerked and writhed, pounding his tummy banana deep into her lady cave. Just at that moment, Morris's eyes rolled back into his chubby skull as he pumped his salty vanilla cock-vomit deep inside her. Giving rise to yet another unwed wee little bastard.

salty vanilla cock-vomit by CleverDick2014 April 10, 2021