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Van Damage 

a:fuckin shit up like Jean Claude Van Dam
b:defeating your enemys under incredible odds..once again just liek Jean Claude Van Dam!!!!!
Hey bro, watch me do some "Van Damage" on these scenester faggots with this here crowbar.
Van Damage by Jarrod Van Damage January 16, 2005

Van Damage 

from Danielle Van Dam who was a little girl savagely raped and murdered. To cause a serious amount of damage to something or someone. To destroy something. To cause willing destruction for the sake of the fun of it.
Let's do some Van Damage!
Van Damage by VerucaKrueger April 9, 2004

van-damage 

Those people next door are partying too loud. let's go break in and cause some van-damage!
van-damage by your mom September 7, 2003

Gordon Van Damage 

Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock
Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage

Van Dammage 

To inflict unholy amounts of pain on someone, usually with roundhouse kicks and punches that end up in a tense of the bicep.
Dude did you see Jim just roundhouse that nun in the face for coughing near him?

Yea mate, proper Van Dammage!
Van Dammage by jimstallone April 17, 2009

Vandamage 

The response given when someone drops a Van Dam line unintentionally.
Top Brick: I don't get why did they try to hurt me in my black silk underware.
Bottom Brick: Thats vandamage
Vandamage by Pheats February 14, 2006
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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