A used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire.
So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!
by Valetudo March 26, 2004
a used tampon
As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag.
by John R. December 04, 2003