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Vampire Bat 

When a person puts their nose in the crook of their elbow of their batting arm in softball. This stance gives the effect of intimidating eyes to the pitcher and acts as a hilarious distraction to the rest of the team!
Mid-life Crisis Guy: "Hey, look Vampira is up to bat"
Manly 3rd base woman: "Wtf is she doing LOL"

Janine: "Shes got a Vampire Bat...Go Bella!"
Vampire Bat by Ann(|) November 10, 2010
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Vampire Bat Website 

A website whose content exists primarily from the manual or automated aggregation of advertisements for personal services, user profiles, text, and photos from other more legitimate, established websites. These sites also have a general disregard for copyright as a concept and continuously steal or aggregate new content from all over the internet in an attempt to bring their site to the critical mass point of being a site that people might actually pay to utilize. These sites are also often operated by people who when contacted are generally unhelpful, or slow to remove infringing content if they will remove it at all.
If you go to any of the following you will see a good example of the type of site I am talking about;
mylife.com, pipl.com, manta.com, intellius.com, city-data.com, peekyou.com, profileengine.com
All of these sites display the common characteristics of a Vampire Bat Website.

vampire bat pussy 

What a womans vagina looks like right after banging her while she is on the rag.
Sheesh, Kelly had a wicked vampire bat pussy after I finished fucking her.
vampire bat pussy by T@R December 31, 2006

vampire-bat stroking 

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.
Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026