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Someone who insists that the vampire and plot in a film conform to Bram Stoker's Dracula or "Nosferatu".
Sally: Ooooo I just LUV Edward and Twilight and omg I just luv vampires they are so sexy.

Bertram: Edward is a glitter fag, he's not a vampire. Bela Legosi, Klaus Kinski, now those guys are real vampires.

Sally: Bertram, you're a dick. Don't be such a Vampire Snob.
by havasuesq November 11, 2009