Valvert

Ship name for characters Javert and Jean Valjean from the novel/musical 'Les Miserables.' It is most likely the most angsty, romantic, and heart-breaking homosexual ship in the world of fandoms.
Also known as: J/VJ, J/JVJ, Valjert, Jean Valjert, BreadStars.

"So, what's your OTP for Les Miserables?"
"I ship E/R."
"Oh, cool, I ship Valvert."

~
"Hey, what's the ship name for Jean Valjean and Javert?"
"Valvert."

by BreadStars March 17, 2013

Valverde

Valverde: savior or something that gives benefit
Ex: this first aid kit is my Valverde
Commonly used as: I got my valverde
Valverde: green valley
A nice area, a safe spot
Ex: Boston became the American's Valverde
Valverde: soccer player at Real Madrid

"I finally got my Valverde"

by TomatoSan January 25, 2021

Valveteen Rub

When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.

Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?

by buckonz March 5, 2010

Valverded

(v.) Having the hard work of a group of people completely wasted because of the colossal ineptitude of a single individual or sub-group when the task needs only the slightest effort to complete successfully.

We have a 10 run lead going into the bottom of the ninth. Oh no, they are bringing in this guy from the bullpen? We are about to get valverded and lose 11-10.

by Mushroomtattoo October 23, 2012

Valverdog

An overhyped bum that plays for Real Madrid. Although he is originally from Uruguay, today he lives in Gavi's pocket

Valverdog is so finished. He only lives off that UCL final assist

by The5YardBoxMerchant September 16, 2022

valver

A slang term to describe a 16v engine over it's 8v counterpart. If you were replacing your standard 8v engine with a 16v lump you could say you were upgrading to a valver.

I've put a valver out of a VTS in my Saxo.

by Gixxer_Junkie November 4, 2007

Valverdeing

Being a piece of shit pitcher that always lets the other team come back.

he sure is valverdeing this game, the tigers were up 4-0 before he came in and now it is 4-4.

by bigbonetone October 13, 2012