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Valvanized 

A stay-at-home housefrau who sits on his ass while his wife goes to work.
Valvanized is when your doctor daughter marries a neer-do-well & all your hopes & dreams for her are dashed.
My daughter's boyfriend came over for the first time today and immediatly I could tell I had been valvanized like a bitch.
Valvanized by wetwille November 13, 2018
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Galvanized

For something to be in perfect working order. To never be taken apart again.
Engineer 1: Hey, is that project from last year still working.
Engineer 2: Yes of course it does! Remember we galvanized it, so it is still working.

Calvanized 

The feeling of loss that Shobs will experience when she finally realizes that she has lost the calve contest of 2008.
After my visit to the big D, Shob was left feeling rather calvanized.
Calvanized by kampat May 13, 2008

salvanized 

The tingly excess of saliva you have in your mouth when you're craving a certain taste
Guy: it's almost dip thirty, I'm getting very salvanized

Girl: that's not a word

Guy: Check urban dictionary.

galvanized

If you really want to get galvanized, drink something other than cheap beer.

Galvanized

To be higher then a satellite.
Where your blood alcohol content can make another person Sterile simply by ways of communicating...
Man I see Derek was Galvanized this weekend
Galvanized by Onyanez July 6, 2020

galvanized ghetto 

Swanky way of saying trailer park.
He's all that now, but he grew up in the galvanized ghetto.
galvanized ghetto by Dreamingirl January 10, 2022