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1. A Dwarf so manly, his chest hair can make you pregnant.

2. The manliest man to ever man. The only person manlier than Varric is Aveline.
Varric opened his jacket and showed me his chest hair. I am due in 9 months.
Varric by KatieTheCarhop November 11, 2011
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the best ship in the universe. thats it. all my homies ship varic.
person 1:"omf valeri is beating maric again! "
person 2:"oh i know, they are so cute together!"

person 1:"ikr man i love shipping varic!"
person 2:"yeah same."
varic by mjaü March 6, 2021

Varrichioed

1. Taking a joke further then anyone else has the ability to, and still having it be funny.

2. Making the entire room burst out in gut busting laughter and making fluids fly across the room.
Scenario 1
Person 1: Dude, can he have varrichioed that joke anymore?

Person 2: Seriously, I'll never be able to hear the word buckeye and not laugh.

Scenario 2
Person 1 & 2: *bursts out laughing while taking a drink*
Person 3: BOO YA! totally varrichioed that!
Person 4: Seriously man! You just hotzed them!
Varrichioed by DaMunkyKing218 November 22, 2010

varicose vaj 

N: A former sloot. An older woman who, in her former days, was a total slut. She may still be a slut, but a more reserved one. Must be at least 50 yrs to be considered a varicose vaj.
Guy 1: Dude, I was on my last leg so I had to go home with her. She was my last chance. But when I woke up I realized I just fucked a varicose vaj.

Guy 2: Uggh! That's so gross.. I don't know if I can talk to you anymore.
varicose vaj by CakeBadger April 4, 2014
Is a handsome, hardworking, funny, loving, caring, family-oriented, and out-going guy who loves helping out people and also is very athletic and a gym rat.
I want to be like Varrick when i grow up.
Varrick by Kepaboi88 June 7, 2019
You are so Valicia
valicia by vlilyf March 6, 2017
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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