A man known to change peoples lives and inspire people. he also is loved by the ladies and is addicted to Chinese food. he is also a great soccer player. anyone who name.s their child this is going to have a champion as a child
"bro, your such a valon, getting all the ladies while playing soccer and eating chinese food all day man your the best"

"yep thats me"
by BOB JOE BILL PHILLIPSON November 21, 2011

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A person that is easily owned at video games. Its not that he is a noob because he has had much time to practice but doesnt get any better.
Omg you been playing that game for 3 months and your still a Valon!
by noobman11 May 09, 2007

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