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Valisha
Strong, Confident, athletic, has the beauty of a goddess, not vain, well versed in the TRUTH, gentle spirit yet not to be toyed with. She has a smile that will melt sadness away, yet is a mighty warrior when the need arises. One who glides on glass-like surfaces. A friend that everyone wants, yet few get close enough to discover the treasure that is Valisha.
Valisha by whatsupwhitchya77 February 13, 2010
vanissa
Dope ass style! Online beer pong game a lil iffy but one of the best beer pong players in real life. Eats whatever she wants cause she’s want too, bilingual af, and loves her own feet! To be continued..
vanissa by Po nigga blues May 18, 2018
paolo valisari
A bitch ass Italian singer in "The Lizzie Mcguire Movie" who tried to frame Isabella for lip syncing when he was the one who was lip syncing. Isabella and Lizzie destroyed his career because he was a fake ass bitch.
paolo valisari by Lightning McKachow January 17, 2017
Valyssa
The most beautiful girl in the world.
May be cocky, but gets along with everyone. A great friend and even greater partner.
Has a good attitude and knows how to make someone laugh.
Once you get a Valyssa, you will never want to let her go.
A valyssa has red hair and a big ass.
May be cocky, but gets along with everyone. A great friend and even greater partner.
Has a good attitude and knows how to make someone laugh.
Once you get a Valyssa, you will never want to let her go.
A valyssa has red hair and a big ass.
Valyssa by WhereItsAt123 April 3, 2013
varissa
An all around amazing girl and can please any man with just her voice and looks.
If your friends with Varissa you better hold her and never let her go as she is one of a kind, when ever you’re sad she will comfort you as much as possible.
If you ever meet Varissa your very lucky as it is rumoured that only 1 can be in the world at a time.
If you ever get with a Varissa you should always treat her with respect at they are one in a kind.
If your friends with Varissa you better hold her and never let her go as she is one of a kind, when ever you’re sad she will comfort you as much as possible.
If you ever meet Varissa your very lucky as it is rumoured that only 1 can be in the world at a time.
If you ever get with a Varissa you should always treat her with respect at they are one in a kind.
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Varissa: Hey what is wrong?
Friend 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me.
Varissa: Oh my god, don’t worry he wasn’t worth it anyway.
Varissa: Hey what is wrong?
Friend 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me.
Varissa: Oh my god, don’t worry he wasn’t worth it anyway.
varissa by Notyourman December 30, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026