An NPC. The only 4 sentences in her vocabulary are omg your so annoying, ew your so weird, bro your actually dumb and shut up. She has no father and 0 bitches. She is built like my grandmother. No one likes Valeria, or Val. Oh she also has only one facial expression which is a smile, this relates back to the fact that she is an NPC.
by Dadd123413 July 11, 2022
Entity of chaos, Valeria always gets shit done in the most chaotic and random way. Unhinged, intense and impulsive you never know what her next move will be but it's always fun to watch and tag along. She's got a resting bitch face which makes socializing hard especially considering she's actually kinda shy and introverted but when she considers you a friend she'll never shut the the up.
She also has daddy issues and ADHD. Good luck
She also has daddy issues and ADHD. Good luck
A: I met this really intense girl I dont know if it scares me or turns me on.
B: ah you must've met Valeria
B: ah you must've met Valeria
by Valeria is unhinged November 22, 2021
A white/ Mexican't that will put her feet on you when ever your laying down. she'll crush you with all of her weight. Either way she is still lit but okay
by holographic trash March 7, 2019
shes hot af if your her bf you're lucky to have her she is super sexy and she is awesome she has a good personality and shes very smart if you're her friend,crush,bf you are so lucky
by #thebestevr February 15, 2023
She’s the biggest HOE in the world. She is a gay fatherless furry. She has fucked all the boys in the school. She belongs in the streets. She be seducing them just to break up with them and then fuck their bsf. She can probably be famous on pornhub. She a madddd bitch. And her booty small too. She’s flatter than the crepes I be making in the morning. Difference is you can’t eat her tits cause theyre so small.
Boy: *exist*
Valeria: Let’s break up with this bf and go fuck him.
Boy: *violated asf*
Valeria: Oh lemme just go steal my bsf’s man and be the thot/hoe I am.
Valeria: Let’s break up with this bf and go fuck him.
Boy: *violated asf*
Valeria: Oh lemme just go steal my bsf’s man and be the thot/hoe I am.
by Russian Spy July 29, 2022
The absolute coolest person that has ever been known. She is the coolest person everywhere she goes and people are always glad to be around her. She has good fashion sense and she is funny sometimes.
by Static_ March 5, 2022
Valeria is a beautiful and captivating woman. Often she is the centre of attention, dazzling simpletons with her charm and wit. She is the best friend you would want in your life and the partner you are barely worthy of. She is loyal and protective so you better reciprocate or you will be cast away from her life never to be mentioned or remembered again. She is a fierce warrior , intellectually, emotionally and physically too. Be careful squaring up with her for she is not tender to her foes. If you are lucky enough to have one in your life prepare to feel important, rich in fact! And if you had one and lost her consider yourself blessed if even for a moment.
by Wizardofval November 23, 2021