The King of anything Spanish. The one in which women give all there love to and daydream about. The one with all the handsomeness that makes men hate but women love at the same time. The rider of the night and day. The strongest, the best looking, the most charming and The Ruler Of All.
"Girl, I went to the club last nite and left with a real Valenzuela."
"You see the way everybody is looking at that guy? Yea, I've never seen anybody so Valenzuela before."
The man felt blessed to know how much of a Valenzuela he was.
"You see the way everybody is looking at that guy? Yea, I've never seen anybody so Valenzuela before."
The man felt blessed to know how much of a Valenzuela he was.
by TheAyVee September 10, 2018
Honourable surname for people Who love eating and has a huge stomach!😂 Enjojable people to laugh with and with a huge heart. Valenzuelas are the Best! 😌
by Espartana17 December 15, 2016
A bigtime Tool. See: Crackhead, poor father, illegal immigrant. Willing to never pay anybody back and wearer of overpriced cheap cologne.
This Valenzuela just jumped the border.
This Valenzuela needs to go back to Mexico.
This Valenzuela grew up without good parenting.
This Valenzuela needs to go back to Mexico.
This Valenzuela grew up without good parenting.
by Julio Martinez January 26, 2008
by gamernic12 November 15, 2021
A young man who generally has a good idea of which women are mid or not. He would often refer to things as "gas"
A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.
A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.
"Holy shit did you see Jordan Valenzuela in that Lil Nas X video last week?"
"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"
"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"
by shaniatwink September 21, 2022