2. A really crappy or thoughtless Valentines gift.
2. Oh look Debbie, Jason sent you "Beer of The Month" gift selection for Valenturds uh...excuse me, Valentines Day!
3. " You got a gift card to where? Isn't that a "plus" size store?" asked Linda.
4. Your welcome, that Cubic Zirconia really captures the fire in your eyes tonight.
5. Oh , Pizza Hut gift cards...geez, what a Valenturd