someone who intentionally throws up a vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.

...don't be one.
Example:

Crystal is: "wondering if it is all worth it"

Mark is: "regretting last night"

"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again."

"Yeah dude, did you see what Matt put? He is such a Vaguebooker!"
by .JEll. February 5, 2010
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A person who practices vaguebooking on Facebook.
Jane's Facebook Status: OMG, I just give up!

Comment: Vaguebooker

Comment: Are you vaguebooking to get attention?
by Dr. Fairaday February 4, 2010
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An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.
Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"

Example:
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..."

Opposite:

Tammy is: "in line at the grocery store"

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by elbandidomaximo February 19, 2009
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When one has feelings to share and takes to Facebook to do so. Instead of writing out what one actually needs to say, they write something cryptic that prompts others to ask "what's wrong." This is usually when the Vaguebooker replies with another Vaguebook reply such as "DM me" or "don't feel like talking about it." This will then prompt the inquirer to not give a shit.
Kelly had a bad week, so she took to Facebook to do some vaguebooking. "Really wish things turned out differently."
by PotstickerLicker September 15, 2017
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noun: An intentionally vague or one-worded status update, alluding to something else. This could be an inside joke, or anything meant for only a few people. More simply, it could be a plea for someone to comment. Such as "pointless", "frustrated", or any inside joke.
Did you see Jeremy's vaguebook? All it said was 'pointless'.
by Gabrellus March 28, 2011
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To seek sympathy and/or attention by posting something vague as your Facebook status. Usually the only people who ask you "What's wrong??" are lonely stay-at-home moms who want some extra gossip. The rest of the free world does not give a shit and wish you would just suck it up and shut the fuck up.
VAGUEBOOK POST: "Some people just make me so mad!!"
READERS: "Oh, God...Samantha's Vaguebooking again. I wish she'd shut the fuck up..."

VAGUEBOOK POST: "I just LOVE being backstabbed! NOT!"
READERS: "Jennie, seriously...shut the fuck up and grow some balls."
by FreeHigh5s February 11, 2014
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An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to "Hide" future updates by the perpetrator.
Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"

"Good grief, Mary, give the fishing for sympathy a break and phone a friend instead of vaguebooking. Hmm, what's this? 'Hide all updates from Mary'? Much better, now I only get updates worth reading!"
by bambimasticator February 5, 2010
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