by ArabianFA March 8, 2016
A phrase coined by Teresa Strasser of the Adam Carolla Show on Free FM which refers to social outings that would normally be considered dates, but where one of the two people involved seems completely oblivious to the concept of dating. This is generally characterized by a lack of interest in conversation or flirting, an aimless absence of direction or goals for the evening, and possibly an uncomfortable revelation that the event was never intended to be date. This can be blamed on the modern tendency for self-absorption and a narcissistic belief that you shouldn't have to put forth any effort to be interesting or even pleasant.
I ended up going on a vague date with Jim. We went and saw a stupid buddy comedy and ate at Starbucks, but he split when he got a phone call from a friend to play basketball.
I don't even know if the date I was on with Nancy was a date, because she kept talking to me about how great it was to be single. I think it was some weird vague date.
I don't even know if the date I was on with Nancy was a date, because she kept talking to me about how great it was to be single. I think it was some weird vague date.
by Talmanes May 14, 2007
A post on social media that contains no context and remains unclear and confusing to most if not all of the readers. The OP (Original Poster) usually makes a Vague Post to gain attention by having people comment below to ask what the post is about. Vague Posts are usually best ignored. If you can't let it go, comment with "That's a vague post" and link to its definition on Urban Dictionary.
YOUR VAGUE POST FRIEND POSTS: "Well, I'm not doing THAT again."
YOU COMMENT: "Not doing *what* again?"
SOMEONE ELSE COMMENTS: "Are you okay?"
ANOTHER PERSON COMMENTS: "What happened?"
YOUR VAGUE POST FRIEND REPLIES HOURS LATER: "Ugh, it's not even worth getting into."
YOU COMMENT: "Not doing *what* again?"
SOMEONE ELSE COMMENTS: "Are you okay?"
ANOTHER PERSON COMMENTS: "What happened?"
YOUR VAGUE POST FRIEND REPLIES HOURS LATER: "Ugh, it's not even worth getting into."
by Lynneconceivable February 27, 2018
A type of advertising that features people, content or situations that might contain LGBTQ individuals or references to LGBTQ life in a manner that is unapparent or vague. This method can be used by companies to either show acceptance of LGBTQ individuals as normal or by companies who wish to imply an acceptance of LGBTQ individuals with a plausible deniability of any such implication.
by TheGravityGun July 2, 2011
"Damn... I forgot to go to that place to pick up that thing for that person"
"Johnny I don't speak vague-a-nese what are you talking about?"
"Johnny I don't speak vague-a-nese what are you talking about?"
by Mr.Mac34 January 14, 2015
n: An Australian colloquialism that describes a person who finds it difficult to remember important or even general information; typically unaware or unsure of their surroundings; not particularly concerned by any type of crisis, emergency or predicament; and is usually spotted scratching their heads and gazing at the sky.
Woman: Where's the car?
Vague arse: Um... I parked it under a tree... somewhere.
Woman: There's a tree every ten metres you vague arse!
Vague arse: Um... I parked it under a tree... somewhere.
Woman: There's a tree every ten metres you vague arse!
by Jayburger May 16, 2008
A comment or statement that is made by someone on a social media site who's thinking is in a very tight dramatic circle. The post is very unclear and usually has no redeeming value to those who read it. However, the poster uses this tactic to build curiosity in his/her friends so they may inquire why the post was made. But the poster never responds or explains to why they made such a ridiculous comment..
friend's post: "the humidity has something to do with it!"
me: "what are you talking about?"
4or5 hours elapse with about 5 likes
me: "why make such a vague post?"
me: "what are you talking about?"
4or5 hours elapse with about 5 likes
me: "why make such a vague post?"
by xwhite July 9, 2014