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A guy who is so uptight it's like his penis crawled into his body and became a tight vagina. This person is generally a fun-ruiner and obsessive rule follower and gets off on making others' lives miserable for no good reason.
I can't believe that bouncer last night. Did you see his matching bow-tie and vest? He asked me to leave because I was wearing a hat. Stupid vagtight.
by Lovehailstorm October 06, 2011
When something is even better than balls tight.
Guy 1: Dude, I had sex with an even hotter chick the next night.
Guy 2: Vag tight!
by brrutled July 01, 2011