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"Welcome to Vagland!..where we are vagificent."

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vagandles 

Crocs---sandles with holes---they are gay and for women.
Jake: "Hey Jim, how do you like my croc sandles?"

Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"
vagandles by Vagandle wearer September 18, 2009
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vagandruff 

A scruff which forms on your vagina, and comes off in small particles.
Babri's love triagle was full of vagandruff.
vagandruff by Chris Cutshall November 12, 2007

vagander 

Slang for an appointment with your "woman doctor". Inspired from the term vajayjay.
I should ask about The Pill when I go in for my vagander next week.

Vanlandingham's Curse 

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.
I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

vagander 

a combination of the words vagina and gander. Used to describe the yearly trip to the OB/GYN or any other female-specific doctor.
I have my vagander at eight o'clock Monday morning.
vagander by cinderbella84 July 2, 2007

vagcandle 

that girl jus hit him with her vagcandle
vagcandle by squay, corbano February 23, 2010