Vaginectomy 

Surgical removal of the vaginal orifice. Should only be done by people who have terminally diseased/cancerous vaginas; not too be done by FTMs because vaginas are way comfier and better than penises.

Dr. Mendel: Sir, your wife is in horrible condition down there, I think we may have to perform a vaginectomy.

(Husband): NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Vaginectomy by JessieBird January 2, 2009

Vainectomy 

This word applies to a person that has undergone an unnecessary procedure (usually plastic surgery)due to extreme vanity / vainness

Did you hear Vera had another vainectomy? Really? Yeah, she had her eyelids done.

Doug's wife wants him to go to the plastic surgeon to have his eyes tucked. Doug has steadfastly refused his wife's pleas to undergo this vainectomy. Instead he will continue to age naturally and gracefully.

Vainectomy by Mike Blanche March 31, 2007

vagectomy 

The process of becoming more male or conversely becoming less female. See also take off the dress.

This is a form of redemption or ascension among males, and a form of empowerment among females in a predominantly male environment see chickchismo.

For females this can be undesirable since your girlfriends and potential love interests may not appreciate your bold or masculine attitude see machismo.

Dave: Wow, I never expected Kyle to stand up to Evan like that.
Rex: Well, Evan did mouth off about his girlfriend to Dave's face.
Dave: He cold cocked him solid. I thought he'd wuss out like he usually does.
Rex: Yep, complete vagectomy. We should get him to come out with us next weekend.

Sharon: They passed you over on that promotion again?
Eva: Yes they did. And they didn't even listen my idea that could increase profits. It's gold.
Sharon: They don't respect you because you're a woman. You need a vagectomy.

vagectomy by diablogate December 17, 2008

virginectomy 

The surgical act of removing ones virginity.
-Riley Furlong

Nurse: doctor Sins you have a virginectomy scheduled at 5
Dr Jonathan Sins M.D. : that’s my 5th one today!!!

virginectomy by Furdong November 28, 2020

vagsectomy 

When a women has her tubes tied.

i filled Lori up last night with my baby batter. she just had a vagsectomy

vagsectomy by Monty Burns September 27, 2022