The instrument that women have used and will continue to use to take advantage of men. The primary source of female power.

Men invented and built the modern world. Then women used the power of the pussy to trick men into handing it over to them.

Did you know that women are wealthier than men?
Without their tits and vaginas, a women would have much less influence.
by Alpha Newman October 5, 2008
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something you will never get to see
I really want to see a vagina, but im so lonely
by im a pancake November 8, 2022
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It's moist, and it's soft. Then the kissing and spanking starts. It gets moister. Then it's time to stick it in, and it goes in like a torpedo.

-Steven Barnett, when asked to describe a vagina
I should attack that vagina with my torpedo!
by Ian Carlson July 15, 2006
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Used where one normally uses "Pussy" to mean "someone who is weak or cowardly". An intentional misunderstanding of the slang term for comedic effect.
"I am a vagina when it comes to horror movies."

"You're scared of heights? Dude, don't be such a vagina."
by Tropolist April 24, 2009
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A woman's private part used to pee/entrance for a dick to be inserted in
Lori was waiting at her apartment door. Sandy went in the apartment, shocked when he saw Lori topless. Lori's breasts were nice and large. Sandy quickly undressed himself and pulled Lori's panties down. Lori's vagina was a bit fuzzy but not really hairy. Sandy inserted his dick slowly in her vagina. "Ohh ahhh yess baby... Deeper... Ohhhh" Lori moaned. Sandy got harder and he pushed his dick deeper in Lori's vagina. Lori moaned and shouted Sandy's name. "Shout my name louder or I'll take my dick out," Sandy said. "SANDY!!!" Lori exclaimed. Sandy thrusts his dick deeper in. Lori moaned. Sandy took his dick out and started to finger Lori. "Ohhhhh yess baby... Ohhhh" Lori moaned. Suddenly, a woman named Christy rushed in the apartment room. "Lori... Lick my vagina!" Christy exclaimed. Lori quickly nodded and started to lick Christy's vagina as Sandy thrusted Christy's butt. Christy moaned hard, then she turned to Sandy and started sucking his dick. Sandy moaned and cummed in Christy's mouth. Christy swallowed the cum and she kissed Sandy's dick. Sandy thrusted his long dick in Christy's vagina as he fingered Lori. Sandy was so happy. They fell asleep with Sandy's dick in Christy's vagina and Sandy's finger in Lori's vagina.
by coolquack7 November 11, 2014
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She had to get reminded that her Vagina isn't a fucking clown car.
by WeridGirl101 July 3, 2016
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