Vacation withdrawals 

The negative physical and mental effects you feel when you return to work or school after an extended vacation. Generally these include tiredness, confusion, and a headache, amongst others.

Jim: "Hey Ron, you look pretty stressed out, what's wrong?"
Ron: "The three week Christmas break has given me Vacation withdrawals."
Jim: "Aw, that blows."

Vacation withdrawals by StalterMan February 13, 2010

Vacation Withdrawal Symptoms (VWS) 

Immediately following a vacation, a person may experience agitation, desire to apply sunscreen even when it is not needed, walking around the house in a bikini or swim trunks and giant sunglases or possibly, sleeping in past lunchtime everyday.

Dr. Bergermeister : Sorry, Steve, Vacation Withdrawal Symptoms (VWS) are untreatable and will last for a couple weeks.

Steve: Aww, darn

Dr.Bergermeister: In the meantime, you should take off the sunglasses. I can't take you seriously with Women's Pradas on

Vacation Withdrawal Symptoms (VWS) by berpmerp August 11, 2013

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012