Top Definition
A break up via text message, IM, MySpace, Facebook, etc. The person is lacking any balls to break up with their boyfriend/girlfriend in person.

Can be used in past tense as "Vacant Balls'd"
1. I just got vacant balls'd over MySpace.
2. I think he's gonna vacant balls her today.
by pens0087 July 15, 2009

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