A break up via text message, IM, MySpace, Facebook, etc. The person is lacking any balls to break up with their boyfriend/girlfriend in person.
Can be used in past tense as "Vacant Balls'd"
1. I just got vacant balls'd over MySpace.
2. I think he's gonna vacant balls her today.
A mix between a jackass and a retard. Mainly, it means someone who is really stupid and an asshole.
Man: Hey, queer, dig that hole!
Woman: No, stop being a jack-tard!
A couple having sex with chocolate pudding and oreos in between them and on the genitals.
I bought lots of pudding and oreos for the Dirty-Sleezy I'm gonna have tonight.
1. A handjob where you fiddle around with a man's penis like a dog scratching at the floor.
2. A dog playing with a penis.
3. Also known as a PJ or "Giving Paw"
1. When the couple wanted to try a new sex position, she gave him a paw job.
2. The dog jumped on the nude man and gave him a PJ.
3. My girlfriend gave me paw.
Two people having sex with eachother front to front style, but they do not face eachother. So instead of it looking like: =, it looks like 0_--o.
Person 1: My girlfriend gave me a Downtown Johnson.
Person 2: Oh, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, but I think couldnt see her face when i got sober.
Small, pogo-sticks (Springs will do) attatched to the nipples. Used to do lazy push-ups
My trainer said to do 100 push-ups, but instead I did 100 lazy push-ups with my pogonips.