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Mike Vitar 

Mike Vitar was an actor in the 90s. (1991-1997) He played on Diplomatic Immunity, The Sandlot, The Mighty Ducks 2 & 3, Sunset Grill. He was this sexy, cute ass cuban american actress. A lot of girls were in love with him and admires his looks so much. I don't think we can ever find a cute Cubano like him again. He takes our breath away.
Omg thats mike vitar from sandlot but known as benny rodriguez
Mike Vitar by Ms.mayhem March 13, 2018
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incidit in scyllam, cupiens vitare charybdim

The Latin phrase "incidit in scyllam, cupiens vitare charybdim" comes from Greek mythology in the story of Odysseus known also as Ulysses. Scylla and Charybdis were rocks on either side of a narrow inlet. The phrase means trying to avoid Charybdis one founders on Scylla. It represents the idea of having to choose between two evils and has the force of being "on the horns of a dilemma," "between the devil and the deep blue sea."
A Sanders voter withholding a vote from Clinton will run into a Trump presidency, incidit in scyllam, cupiens vitare charybdim!

Mike Vitar 

A hot, sexy, beautiful man who is best known as Benny Rodriguez in “the sandlot” and Luis Mendoza in “the mighty ducks” who is often thought (by blind ass bitches) as “ugly” but no even tho the is 42 with 3 kids and an ugly ass wife he still could get it.
Friend 1: hey bro yk Mike Vitar

Friend 2: *creams*
Mike Vitar by Kylie Rodriguez November 24, 2021
The shit that puts weed to shame.
Take a few tabs of vistaril m80.
An intellectual investor that specializes in commodity investing and originates from reddit. Led by the Don, vitards ride or die on the steel train, hoping to retire off 1000% gains. Officials known as mods, who oversee vitards, are generally humorless cucks, with the exception of a few truly amazing human beings.
Oh em gee, did you hear about that Vitard who got a 69 bagger on CLF Fds?!
vitard by Nitanta June 21, 2021
A person who has "upgraded" to Windows Vista just because the upgrade is available. Upgrading to Vista, arguably a worse operating system than XP, is actually downgrading, and therefore, "upgrading" makes you stupid, or retarded.
John always needed the latest software, and when he upgraded windows, he became a Vistard.
Vistard by Shishire April 21, 2007
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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