VPT

Vanilla Pudding Theory -
A theory to where someone takes a cup of Vanilla pudding, spreads it all over your sex partners dick/vagina, puts caramel over that and let it sit there and harden. Once it is hardened, you will lick it all off until it is mostly gone. Once you have a little bit left, leave it there and begin to make love.

Guy- Hey baby, I just went to the store and bought packs of Vanilla pudding. Now we can perform a VPT!

Girl - Yes! Now pour it all over my cunt!

VPT by Jason Grodsky December 20, 2009

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Vibration Purrmeation Therapy (VPT)

A stress-reliever during challenging times achieved by holding a purring cat across your upper chest. As the cat purrs, you close your eyes and breathe slowly, letting the purr slow your heartrate.

My boss was irritating me this morning, so I did a quick Vibration Purrmeation Therapy (VPT) session and felt more calm.

Vibration Purrmeation Therapy (VPT) by IslandMick February 21, 2024

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VPTommyInnit

The biggest, strongest, funniest and manliest man to ever exist on MCYTGettr.

Babe wake up new VPTommyInnit geet

VPTommyInnit by endrballs August 28, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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