Since the Nobel Prize for Outstanding Services to Mankind was awarded to Sisqo
for promoting the thong, VPL has
fortunately become a rarer sight on the bottoms of women across the globe.
VPL is where the panties of a woman are visible through the material of lower-body clothing. This is a definite fashion misdemeanor (as any gbf will tell you). VPL damages the aesthetic beauty of a fine rump, and can be very harmful to a woman's health.
Only in two cases is it allowable to have VPL - During Rag Week and severe hemorrhoids.
Known cures for VPL are the G-string, V-string, thong, tanga, T-back and
- "Nah, man. Can't see it for all that VPL."