Means Virgin Mary syndrome. Someone who tries to play it off as being nice and innocent but is actually a wolf in sheep's clothing. Someone who is cringey, tries to be friendly but it's not working and wants sympathy from people.
Nah doing three much rn like she got vms or some shit cuz this shit is not cute at all.
A disorder, commonly suffered by Millenials and Boomers alike, in which the person loses all recollection of the location of their subway MetroCard.
Often such VMS victims can be seen muffling through their wallets over and over unsuccessfully looking for the MetroCard they purchased the day before.
Where the f#@k is my card, I just bought it yesterday? My VMS: Vanishing MetroCard Syndrome must be flaring up.
Hang on man, I need to buy a new MeteoCard; I have VMS
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"