1. A place where dreams go to die. It's a place that sounds like it will be really kick ass and then you get there and they surgically remove your hopes and dreams with the promises of frankincense and mur.
2. Everyday is a Charlie Bucket to your soul.
I got a new job and I thought it would be great, but it turned out to just be a VCSNS. I think I will just go masturbate.