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VBJ 

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Vampire Blow Job.

Featured in the second episode of the greatest show of all time, Hellsing.
Dude! She just gave him a VBJ. Ouch.
VBJ by Alucard July 14, 2004
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VBJ 

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Vomit Blow Job. A kinky way to force a male or female to vomit while performing oral sex.
Holy shit, Colleen gave me a vbj, she vomited at least 3 times!
VBJ by JJ Luke Skywalker October 14, 2015
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VBJ (Verbal Blowjob) 

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When someone gives a profuse slobbering compliment ad nauseam.
The customer loved my new concepts! They gave me a real VBJ (verbal blowjob)!
VBJ (Verbal Blowjob) by BLEAMA June 15, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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