Top Definition
Short for "Vaguely Amusing, Man"
Pronounced using a faux-American accent with particular emphasis placed upon drawling "Man" like a hip teenager
An acronym used to convey the partial to partial-moderate humour value of a previous statement.
Introduced by a select band of Glasgow South-siders who felt that the "lol" had been exhausted and simply did not offer enough variety. It worked fine and dandy if one literally was "laughing out loud" but there were various other occasions when this simply was not the case. To provide an alternative to the use of the "lol", "VAM" is used to suggest a less enthusiastic and active response to the previous words.
Currently being popularised by teenagers in schools across most of Scotland and spreading through niche groups on social networking sites such as Bebo and VamTalk.com.
Pronounced using a faux-American accent with particular emphasis placed upon drawling "Man" like a hip teenager
An acronym used to convey the partial to partial-moderate humour value of a previous statement.
Introduced by a select band of Glasgow South-siders who felt that the "lol" had been exhausted and simply did not offer enough variety. It worked fine and dandy if one literally was "laughing out loud" but there were various other occasions when this simply was not the case. To provide an alternative to the use of the "lol", "VAM" is used to suggest a less enthusiastic and active response to the previous words.
Currently being popularised by teenagers in schools across most of Scotland and spreading through niche groups on social networking sites such as Bebo and VamTalk.com.
eg 1
Michael: "Wow! A Dog"
Mark: "VAM"
Michael: "Wow! A Dog on a unicycle"
Mark: "Lol"
eg 2
Michael: "Dude, how lame is 'lol'"
Martin: "I know, lol. It's like it's lame"
Michael: "I know, how about VAM?"
Martin: "Mate, that's a pure lol"
Michael: "I know.... VAM"
eg 3
Michael: "Man, my dog just died after eating a pigeon"
Paul: "Lol"
Michael: "Mate, that's pure bang out so it is"
Paul: "Sorry dude,... VAM?"
Michael: "Better"
eg 4
Andrew: "How do you mis-spell 'van'?"
Michael: "Vam"
eg 5
Michael: "Oh look, a Vaguely Amusing Man"
Jack: "VAM"
eg 5
Michael: "Hey, have you seen the new Rambo?"
John: "Yeh, it was Vambo"
Michael: "Wow! A Dog"
Mark: "VAM"
Michael: "Wow! A Dog on a unicycle"
Mark: "Lol"
eg 2
Michael: "Dude, how lame is 'lol'"
Martin: "I know, lol. It's like it's lame"
Michael: "I know, how about VAM?"
Martin: "Mate, that's a pure lol"
Michael: "I know.... VAM"
eg 3
Michael: "Man, my dog just died after eating a pigeon"
Paul: "Lol"
Michael: "Mate, that's pure bang out so it is"
Paul: "Sorry dude,... VAM?"
Michael: "Better"
eg 4
Andrew: "How do you mis-spell 'van'?"
Michael: "Vam"
eg 5
Michael: "Oh look, a Vaguely Amusing Man"
Jack: "VAM"
eg 5
Michael: "Hey, have you seen the new Rambo?"
John: "Yeh, it was Vambo"
by Beat Master 2.1
March 06, 2010
6 more definitions
2
An unfunny, unpopular person who thinks he is incredibly important on the internet when the reality is he isn't.
Dude, who is that vam?
by cutensassy
July 21, 2011
3
An acronym, for the fanfiction pairing of Ville Valo and Bam Margera.
Ville and Bam are the two words used.
Believed to have originated at the __vam community on livejournal.
Ville and Bam are the two words used.
Believed to have originated at the __vam community on livejournal.
She's a vam fangirl
Have you seen the new vam story?
Have you seen the new vam story?
by The Baki Fangirl
December 20, 2004
4
Very
Annoying
Minority
Annoying
Minority
Why won't that damn Vam shut the hell up about how his country is so much better than here....!!!
by Michael Carrillo
March 11, 2008
5
Abbreviation. From the spanish word Vamanos, meaning "Let's Go"
Pronounced "Vom"
Pronounced "Vom"
"C'mon man, this party is lame, let's Vam"
by D MacGeezy
June 07, 2007
6
Acronym standing for: "Vag, Ass, Mouth". Involves 3 guys and one girl. One guy gets oral sex while the other two double penetrate her.
"So me and two buddies were hanging out with Denise last night, and next thing you know, VAM!"
"That chick totally wanted some VAM"
"Cynthia? Yeah, VAMed her last night.
"That chick totally wanted some VAM"
"Cynthia? Yeah, VAMed her last night.
by 33Marion
May 01, 2009
7
Derived from the spanish word vamos it can be used as slang to say lets go....CAUTION MAY CAUSE DEATH WHEN SPEAKING TO BEANERS AND BALLERS
cumon dawg lets vam from this joint
by KARIM
March 04, 2005
