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Short for "Vaguely Amusing, Man"

Pronounced using a faux-American accent with particular emphasis placed upon drawling "Man" like a hip teenager

An acronym used to convey the partial to partial-moderate humour value of a previous statement.

Introduced by a select band of Glasgow South-siders who felt that the "lol" had been exhausted and simply did not offer enough variety. It worked fine and dandy if one literally was "laughing out loud" but there were various other occasions when this simply was not the case. To provide an alternative to the use of the "lol", "VAM" is used to suggest a less enthusiastic and active response to the previous words.

Currently being popularised by teenagers in schools across most of Scotland and spreading through niche groups on social networking sites such as Bebo and
eg 1

Michael: "Wow! A Dog"

Mark: "VAM"

Michael: "Wow! A Dog on a unicycle"

Mark: "Lol"

eg 2

Michael: "Dude, how lame is 'lol'"

Martin: "I know, lol. It's like it's lame"

Michael: "I know, how about VAM?"

Martin: "Mate, that's a pure lol"

Michael: "I know.... VAM"

eg 3

Michael: "Man, my dog just died after eating a pigeon"

Paul: "Lol"

Michael: "Mate, that's pure bang out so it is"

Paul: "Sorry dude,... VAM?"

Michael: "Better"

eg 4

Andrew: "How do you mis-spell 'van'?"

Michael: "Vam"

eg 5

Michael: "Oh look, a Vaguely Amusing Man"

Jack: "VAM"

eg 5

Michael: "Hey, have you seen the new Rambo?"

John: "Yeh, it was Vambo"
by Beat Master 2.1 March 06, 2010
An unfunny, unpopular person who thinks he is incredibly important on the internet when the reality is he isn't.
Dude, who is that vam?
by cutensassy July 21, 2011
An acronym, for the fanfiction pairing of Ville Valo and Bam Margera.

Ville and Bam are the two words used.
Believed to have originated at the __vam community on livejournal.
She's a vam fangirl

Have you seen the new vam story?
by The Baki Fangirl December 20, 2004
Why won't that damn Vam shut the hell up about how his country is so much better than here....!!!
by Michael Carrillo March 11, 2008
Abbreviation. From the spanish word Vamanos, meaning "Let's Go"

Pronounced "Vom"
"C'mon man, this party is lame, let's Vam"
by D MacGeezy June 07, 2007
Acronym standing for: "Vag, Ass, Mouth". Involves 3 guys and one girl. One guy gets oral sex while the other two double penetrate her.
"So me and two buddies were hanging out with Denise last night, and next thing you know, VAM!"

"That chick totally wanted some VAM"

"Cynthia? Yeah, VAMed her last night.
by 33Marion May 01, 2009
Derived from the spanish word vamos it can be used as slang to say lets go....CAUTION MAY CAUSE DEATH WHEN SPEAKING TO BEANERS AND BALLERS
cumon dawg lets vam from this joint
by KARIM March 04, 2005
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