Short for "Vaguely Amusing, Man"
Pronounced using a faux-American accent with particular emphasis placed upon drawling "Man" like a hip teenager
An acronym used to convey the partial to partial-moderate humour value of a previous statement.
Introduced by a select band of Glasgow South-siders who felt that the "lol" had been exhausted and simply did not offer enough variety. It worked fine and dandy if one literally was "laughing out loud" but there were various other occasions when this simply was not the case. To provide an alternative to the use of the "lol", "VAM" is used to suggest a less enthusiastic and active response to the previous words.
Currently being popularised by teenagers in schools across most of Scotland and spreading through niche groups on social networking sites such as Bebo and VamTalk.com.
Pronounced using a faux-American accent with particular emphasis placed upon drawling "Man" like a hip teenager
An acronym used to convey the partial to partial-moderate humour value of a previous statement.
Introduced by a select band of Glasgow South-siders who felt that the "lol" had been exhausted and simply did not offer enough variety. It worked fine and dandy if one literally was "laughing out loud" but there were various other occasions when this simply was not the case. To provide an alternative to the use of the "lol", "VAM" is used to suggest a less enthusiastic and active response to the previous words.
Currently being popularised by teenagers in schools across most of Scotland and spreading through niche groups on social networking sites such as Bebo and VamTalk.com.
eg 1
Michael: "Wow! A Dog"
Mark: "VAM"
Michael: "Wow! A Dog on a unicycle"
Mark: "Lol"
eg 2
Michael: "Dude, how lame is 'lol'"
Martin: "I know, lol. It's like it's lame"
Michael: "I know, how about VAM?"
Martin: "Mate, that's a pure lol"
Michael: "I know.... VAM"
eg 3
Michael: "Man, my dog just died after eating a pigeon"
Paul: "Lol"
Michael: "Mate, that's pure bang out so it is"
Paul: "Sorry dude,... VAM?"
Michael: "Better"
eg 4
Andrew: "How do you mis-spell 'van'?"
Michael: "Vam"
eg 5
Michael: "Oh look, a Vaguely Amusing Man"
Jack: "VAM"
eg 5
Michael: "Hey, have you seen the new Rambo?"
John: "Yeh, it was Vambo"
Michael: "Wow! A Dog"
Mark: "VAM"
Michael: "Wow! A Dog on a unicycle"
Mark: "Lol"
eg 2
Michael: "Dude, how lame is 'lol'"
Martin: "I know, lol. It's like it's lame"
Michael: "I know, how about VAM?"
Martin: "Mate, that's a pure lol"
Michael: "I know.... VAM"
eg 3
Michael: "Man, my dog just died after eating a pigeon"
Paul: "Lol"
Michael: "Mate, that's pure bang out so it is"
Paul: "Sorry dude,... VAM?"
Michael: "Better"
eg 4
Andrew: "How do you mis-spell 'van'?"
Michael: "Vam"
eg 5
Michael: "Oh look, a Vaguely Amusing Man"
Jack: "VAM"
eg 5
Michael: "Hey, have you seen the new Rambo?"
John: "Yeh, it was Vambo"
by Beat Master 2.1 March 06, 2010
Acronym standing for: "Vag, Ass, Mouth". Involves 3 guys and one girl. One guy gets oral sex while the other two double penetrate her.
"So me and two buddies were hanging out with Denise last night, and next thing you know, VAM!"
"That chick totally wanted some VAM"
"Cynthia? Yeah, VAMed her last night.
"That chick totally wanted some VAM"
"Cynthia? Yeah, VAMed her last night.
by 33Marion May 01, 2009
Virgin and MAD .
if you got this in insta this came directly from me.
If Your comments dumb and sexist “women ain’t funny haha”etc. is a weak way to say you’re VAM.
if you’re down bad and alone just know the reason you can’t pull her is because you act like a child who can’t get McDonald’s on the way home and you’re VAM .
if you got this in insta this came directly from me.
If Your comments dumb and sexist “women ain’t funny haha”etc. is a weak way to say you’re VAM.
if you’re down bad and alone just know the reason you can’t pull her is because you act like a child who can’t get McDonald’s on the way home and you’re VAM .
by Bigolbiddy May 05, 2021
An unfunny, unpopular person who thinks he is incredibly important on the internet when the reality is he isn't.
by cutensassy July 21, 2011
An acronym, for the fanfiction pairing of Ville Valo and Bam Margera.
Ville and Bam are the two words used.
Believed to have originated at the __vam community on livejournal.
Ville and Bam are the two words used.
Believed to have originated at the __vam community on livejournal.
by The Baki Fangirl December 20, 2004
Why won't that damn Vam shut the hell up about how his country is so much better than here....!!!
by Michael Carrillo March 12, 2008