V-Pocket Share definition Flag V-pocket is a "parent-safe" term for vagina. Because you stick your dick in it, like a pocket. She has a tiggity-tock-tight v-pocket, yo! I'd love to put my piece in dat. V-Pocket by jCubone February 13, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the V-Pocket mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch