Top Definition
German offensive slang for male genitals.
Dick. Penis. Cock. Wilson. Richard. Knob. Schlong.
Yesterday I caught my vögenbögen on the door.
Your face looks like a vögenbögen.
You are a real vögenbögen.
Suck my vögenbögen.
I shagged this bird the other day and the next day had a wart on my vögenbögen. Fucking slag.
by TheGermanSlang April 17, 2011

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