The "Cote D'Ivoire" of South-West Asia. A country that nobody's heard of. Generally used in conversation not as an actual place, but a hypothetical location that epitomizes the middle of nowhere.
"We was on the I-60, hundreds of miles from discernable civilization, and right as we were crossing Uzbekistan, the damn truck dern puttered out."
by David Delanty October 26, 2005
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A shitty country, located in Central Asia. It has no economy, no industry, no politics, just cotton fileds and cheap labor.

Uzbek chicks are somehow okay.
Dude #1: Yo, dude, I banged Zuhra yesterday in the cotton field.
Dude #2: No surprise, Uzbek chick are sooooo easy.
by NNbek August 8, 2005
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A country that no one ahs ever been to - even the people that live there. It's probably fairly poor and i doubt anyone actually knows where it is.
Of course I know where Uzbekistan is! It's right there, beside that other shitty country.
by attractive nun December 4, 2003
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Ultra omgega cringe country. Literally the worst country on earth. It’s so bad I can’t even call it a country. It’s more like a cumtree, or a cuntree. Is is stupid and gay. It has no match against The Central African Republic, the greatest country on earth. We are ultra based and redpilled. We absolutely btfo dumb Uzbekistanis. We also fuck their women. Kazakhstan hates them too which is good which is why I support Kazakhstan (also because they have my favourite movie called boredrat which is very funny and is about a guy who is from Kazakhstan and hates Uzbekistan). I also support Bolivia too but because of a different reason.
Nuke Uzbekistan and Bosnia.
Uzbekistan is gae
Pic shows a Central African Republican BVLL putting a dumb Uzbekistani in his place
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A combination of the words, us, becky and tristan. Other than being a place, it is a word to describe a relationship that will last for an infinity.
hopelessromantic1: OMG I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER
hopelessromantic2: AH YOU'RE MINE CHE'LU BABE!!
bystander: aw, they're so sweet. They're such a uzbekistan couple.
by rrruples June 18, 2012
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a place where the airplane dance is native
BUKHARA-OORA
where the grams stick a catlete between two breads and call it a hamburger
by pooshkeen November 14, 2003
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An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.
*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."
by cornbr3ad_ October 12, 2022
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